Monday, July 24, 2006
" You're given a flower But I guess there's just no pleasing you Your lips tastes sour But you think that it's just me teasing you "-White stripes:Blue Orchid
As I sit here drinking my sugar free red bull, listening to Barry White it (referring to The five cups of caffiene contained in my sugar free red bull with some self realization on the side) hits me, and I am instantly reminded why I made this blog.
It's to record and encourage my stab at greatness...my attempt at fabulous-osity my dare i say it?
Oh I dare.
My trip into womanhood.
I don't want this blog to revolve around rants that consist of me describing in detail how I could lose 10 pounds or how I wish I had better clothes. I want this blog to be about me actually losing the ten pounds and getting better clothes, are you following me here?
Now I have a crush.
I admit it.
The fact that I am not happy about it doesn't make it any less true. And yet I sit here and I don't want to analyze the fact that I have next to no chance with this Primo Ass Hat of a man. I want to tell you about how I, a shy naieve in-expirienced loser chick will attempt to become a vixen.
Win or lose, success or failure I want this journal to be a mentage to the fact that I actually tried to be
that girl. The one the rest of us secretly hate but want to be (yes admit it, you know it's true).
Basically this is a shameless tell all blog of a 17 year old virgin. Doesn't sound very juicy so far, but who knows I may just lose it! (My virginity not my mind...ahem.)
Oh and don't take me too seriously. I drink red bull and listen to Barry white for goodness sake! Anything I have to say will probably be full of god awful teeny bopper tripe only fit for those who want to re-live their teen age years. (and to those who fit that profile I ask you this....DEAR LORD WHY!?)
Here is my summer to do list in all it's glory
- Lose 20 pounds
- Be more confident and assertive aka fiesty.
- Get hair done
- Get feet done
- Get a solid make up regimen going
- Buy lots of new materialistic shite
- BE FABULOUS.
I have four weeks until school starts. I am going to need a bonified miracle in the life department. Here goes nothing.
4:03 PM
