Tuesday, August 01, 2006

"Don't need to be on somebody's arm to look good(I like who I am) I'm not saying I don't wanna fall in love 'cause I would I'm not gonna get hooked up just 'cause you say I should (Can't romance on demand) I'm gonna wait so I'm sorry if you misunderstood."
-Natasha Bedingfield:Single
This is insane.
Am I the only single 17 year old in the world?
Sweet Baby Jesus have mercy! Even the uggos are making out! Grrr!
My closest friend B is thinking about canning her current beau of like 500 years (2 actually...) and taking up with some emo tight shirted virgin boy!
I'd have no problem with this usually only that...well I'm alone and bitter at the moment! It's never seemed to bother me before but lately I've been all consumed with men and how one might come in handy once in awhile.
But i am NOT desperate for male attention! I refuse to let my hormones get the best of me dammit!
I guess what I want is the thrill of infatuation...and seduction and all the quirks that comes with falling for someone only I want it to actually go somewhere....
What am i saying? I love being single! I L-O-V-E it!
I know what I need and it's not a man. It's a new purse!
Behold the reasons why I need a new purse and not a man!
- Purses never say the wrong thing (as purses don't speak...)
- Purses don't care if your hair is messy!
- Purses can't break your heart
- Purses aren't perverted insensitive jerks!
Et Voila!
8:20 PM