Thursday, August 03, 2006
"Oh, when you walk by every night Talking sweet and looking fine I get kinda hectic inside Mmm, baby I'm so into you Darling, if you only knew All the things that flow through my mind..but it's just a swee-eeet fantasy."
-Mariah Carey: Fantasy
I'd 'tap' that.
I really would when it comes to Primo Ass Hat. I really
really would, it's rather sad actually.
And I bet that you're wondering what has come over me. Well that makes two of us. Maybe all my pent up sexual energy wants out of it's prudish cage so that Primo Ass Hat can cum all over me?
.....get it?
What has come over me? cum all over me?
.....
X___x'
Dear God I just attempted a perverted joke...
What could have caused such a thing?
Better question probably invovles who.
Speaking of you know who! I sent ten minutes of my life (that i will never ever get back) planning what i would write about if i were to write him a note...
and it would go a little something like this:
Dear P.A.H,DAMN YOU!You make me weak kneed and oh so retarded just by being remotely close to me. You make me think of sexual acts only trained acrobats and fetish experts could carry out. And woe is me, a virgin, dumb to the ways of a mere blowjob. What would you, probably a trained acrobat aswell as a fetish expert on top of a womanizing primo ass hat, want with a silly girl like moi?On the other hand I am sooo glad to have a crush again!(It's been ages!) Even though at first I was against the intial thought of having cet crush on you. However I have changed my mind on that front because even though you do bring outthe ass faced dork in me, you also make me smile.A big ass faced dork smile.But wait you called me a name today which was totally not mine.Catherine or Caroline?...Something along those lines. But seriously what the hell was that anyway? My name is not even close to that.Sources lead me to believe it's the name of your ex or ur current flavour of the week....Which is weird but in it's own ridiculously twisted way a little flattering.And do us both a favour and stop singing that song about being tempted by the fruit of another...because really it's not healthy for my day dreaming routine to have too much to work with.It had gone too far as it is.Anyway this crush may die sooner rather than later as you might turn out to be a genuine prick.I hope not though as you definately appear to be one hell of a man and one fabulous lay.Truly whores,Moi.<3Well I think it's obvious that i have put way too much thought into this.
Oh and while we're on the topic of quallity in the pants humor I have the bestest pick up line since...well ever.
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I could definately see myself in them."
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