Friday, October 13, 2006
"So I was thinking to myself when you passed me by“Here’s what I like”And you were with somebody else but you can’t deny That’s me in your eye."
-Paris Hilton: Nothing in this world
So you would think that there might be something better to waste all my time and energy (and cash...) on other then getting myself some man candy, but you'd be wrong.
Oh so very wrong.
WRONG-O!
SO bare with me and read this or you know...you could always just fuck off?
Just a thought...
I'm only
half serious..
Which would also mean i'm
half kidding o.O
Make of that statement what you will...
Anyway...I pretty much sat next to this really foxy man during french class...and we got on pretty well I must say. Being oggled by a pretty guy is just lots of fun.
Now you are probably thinking "What about hobbies? What about...shoes?" and all those other things that make up a fufilling life...and all I have to say to that is...I have those things already.
It's time for a man.
A real man.
One with a car and an apartment and...money...and know how!
Now i'm not saying that the men out there who don't have these things half anything less than a penis. All I am saying is that you do not interest me.
Call me a bitch. Go ahead.
Do it again!
It kind of turns me on to be honest...
I was just talking to this lovely girl in my world lit class and she told me that her boyfriend of GET THIS 8 months! did not remember the color of her eyes...
Which has inspired me to make this list of things I want in a man. numero uno is YOU BETTER FUCKING KNOW MY EYE COLOUR BY 8 MONTHS YOU JERK.
1)
APPEARANCE, FASHION SENSE: Manly metrosexual-I want a MAN who can wear a suit. It's just hot, okay? If men can have their school girl fetishs I can enjoy good tailoring, it's only fair.
-A man who is clean while still maintaining his umm...ruggedness? I want to see some stubble every so often. And I love a guy who takes care of himself, but if it takes you longer to get dressed in the morning than me (highly unlikely..trust me) then it's just not going to work. Sorry, but you're just not allowed to be prettier than me.
-You can wear whatever kind of underwear you want because i'll be damned if I'd let you tell me what kind of underwear I can and cannot wear. Bitch please. That said I'd
prefer boxer briefs but really whatever makes you and your little friend happy is okay with me. Just lay off the commando. That's all i ask.
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Good face. You have to give me good face. You just do. I have to want to want to kiss it. I refuse to have to "learn to like it" or be told "it has character" or that "it will grow on me." Hells no. I spend ONE WHOLE HOUR putting on my face in the morning so you best believe I expect you to be decent looking.
-I don't have stupid specifics like blue eyes or brown hair...BUT you should be able to match my shoes at all times. Meaning you're classy, clean but crazy all at the same time. <3>yet. But I want you in shape and healthy. Or atleast trying dammit because If you dont have your health what have you got? Well you don't have me that's for damn sure.
-Nice teeth, nails and hair. You don't have to be creepilly clean but PLEASE just look good. Look in the mirror and ask yourself if you'd date you. Because if you wouldn't chances are I won't want to either.
-You need to have a good strong voice. A voice that will make me want to do very naughty things. A voice that will make me want to do said very naughty things in very interesting places. A voice that will make me rip off all of my clothes and scream "Take me now!" .....okay too much info maybe?
-Good hands...and while you're at it know what you're doing with them.
-A nice smile.....awww ya I love a cocky grin! <3>
2) THE ATTITUDE, DEMEANOR AND "WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE" PORTION:
-Swear occasionally-I'm into that-it's sexy.
-Be atleast 20...I'm sooo tired of boys! Physically and mentally they're too young for me.Too old would be...30. and even then there are sexy exceptions. My english teach for examply...reow! <3
So basically being Chris Noth's character Mr.Big from sex in the city-guarantees access into my pants. VIP!
TIME THE FUCK OUT. I am currently talking to 5 men right now. 5. Well one man technically. and 4 boys
One we'll name the Prom Date, for the very obvious reason that he was my date for prom. 25 and hella foxy. He is my brother's friend...and took me to prom as a favor most likely (Pathetic? who me?) But I am determined to break his heart.
Another we'll call Tries too hard because that's what he does. I know him from highschool and He had a ginormous crush on me, but really...he's a no no.
One is Hugo Boss-You know him already. Rich, handsome, smart and full of shit.
I am also talking to Pretty Guy, ya i couldn't come up with a better name. There's not much to him. I know him from highschool and He's pretty. He likes to flirt with me and has actually called me the "Perfect woman" but it's pointless as I'm not interested because he's a boy and he will never leave his girlfriend even though he complains about her nonstop.
The last will be dubbed Gimp...because that's what he is. He also liked me for awhile, but he dated one of my old friends and is real close with my closest friend now soooo....nope
What is it about being blonde that brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yars?
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